Top Ten Things I’ve Learned from The Karate Kid

I had previously had plans with my beautiful wife for the long weekend. But she stood me up to help out an old friend. So I was stuck at home and watched ‘The Karate Kid’ this weekend. So, to make the best of things I decided to create a top ten karate kid piece. So, to start your week on a humorous note here it is.

1. You listen Mr. Miyagi no question.

2. When you want your enemy out of commission sweep the leg.

3. To make your kids do their chores teach them Karate

4. All the popular rich kids hang out at Golf-n-Stuff

5. Before attempting the impossible, catch a fly with chopsticks

6. Most important things in life are held by your heart and mind, except your pants.

7. When injured, rub your hands together and massage the area for complete recovery

8. When you want balance in life, beat someone up

9. All Old Asian Handymen who fix toilets are martial art masters

10. Crane kick beats right punch

Anything to add? Please comment to me.

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