Top Ten Things I’ve Learned From Horror Movies 2007
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In the spirit of humor and Halloween, today I’d like to post my top ten list of what I have learned from watching Horror movies.
1. All folklore is true. Bloody Mary, the Boogie Man…Jason they are all real. Don’t test their existence.
2. Don’t be alone; around anything mechanical that can possibly kill you. Like a garage door opener, a mechanical vise, chainsaw, pulleys
3. Make sure to keep your car in good condition for a quick getaway.
4. Anyone covering their face with a mask or their hair is bad. Run as fast as possible.
5. If trapped in a boarded up house or bus stay away from the windows.
6. Travel in groups of at least three. I used to travel in twos, but I ended up leaving my friend alone with the killer. You can guess what happened next.
7. Don’t invite anyone into your house.
8. Don’t go out on a full moon.
9. If someone says “I want to play a game”, respond immediately with “I don’t want to play a game”.
10. If someone in your group runs back into an area teaming with werewolves, zombies, vampires and/or ghosts to get their dog, let them go, they deserve to die.
Any to add?


Leiandra on Wed, 31st Oct 2007 9:21 am
Oh come on… What about Vincent in Lost? He’s just so lovable. Oh… I guess there were no werewolves and such there on the island… only The Others. And somebody died anyway, so… I guess you’re still right.
Joseph on Wed, 31st Oct 2007 9:46 am
How about, Even if you have lived in your house for years and you see something move unaided, don’t hesitate… Move immediately.
Violet on Wed, 31st Oct 2007 7:06 pm
That’s good! Take lots of pictures of your friends, if there is anything odd in them. That means they’re going to die!
Eddie on Wed, 31st Oct 2007 11:42 pm
What about. If the man is turning into a monster, don’t wait to see the whole transformation, just run.
Cheryl on Thu, 1st Nov 2007 6:25 am
If your car is parked in a dark carpark, get your keys out before you leave the office/whereever and tie them to your hand so they can’t be dropped.
If you met up with your loved one while in terrible peril do not waste time with a long kiss, run and do it when you are completely safe.
marvin on Thu, 1st Nov 2007 8:01 pm
Good ones all!
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