Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching 300

November 26, 2007 by marvin  
Filed under Humor, Movies, Top 10

For todays top ten I selected ‘300′. Enjoy everyone and have a great Monday.

1. To prevent a million foreigners into your land all you need is 300 people.
2. Corpses make a great wall.
3. If your child isn’t perfect throw them off a cliff
4. The act of saying “No” to someone isn’t as effective as kicking that someone, in the chest, down a very deep pit.
5. Your enemies will look Nigerian, Chinese, South Asian, Arab, Russian, Italian or deformed
6. Don’t waste time building incredible armor all you need is an awesome six-pack.
7. Hell is a popular place to eat for dinner
8. A volley of arrows is a great way to create shade
9. The best way to win over the Senate is to find the most vocal leader of the opposition and run him through with a dull blade
10. Bad things happen when someone bows down

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  1. Jameso on Tue, 19th Aug 2008 9:14 am 

    “Hell is a popular place to eat for dinner.” That was my favourite.

    Have you done a Dark Knight one like this one yet? :)

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