Top Ten Things I Learned from Action Movies
1. If you’re the best agent/officer/sharp shooter when you try to retire from active duty to train others, you will get your best/favorite student killed. Thereby, pulling you back into active duty.
2. If you want to be perceived as the good guy make sure to have the loudest gun.
3. The tide often turns for the better right after your boss tells you to turn in your badge and your gun.
4. In a battle make sure to be on the side that is outnumbered.
5. Maintaining your thirst for revenge will often guarantee your survival.
6. Running will often enable you to dodge anything from a landslide, explosion, alien death ray or a hail of bullets.
7. You will be undetectable and virtually invisible hiding behind a potted plant, wooden door or hanging from the ceiling.
8. The best way to sneak through a high tech security alarm system is through the air ducts.
9. When planning to rescue loved ones in a hostage situation remember the bigger the explosion the greater your chances of success.
10. No matter how much you beat up, shoot, stab or drown the bad guy he won’t be defeated until you say a witty one-liner.
So, that’s it. The Top Ten Things I’ve learned from Action Movies. Anything to add?
Top Ten Things I’ve Learned From Horror Movies 2007
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In the spirit of humor and Halloween, today I’d like to post my top ten list of what I have learned from watching Horror movies.
1. All folklore is true. Bloody Mary, the Boogie Man…Jason they are all real. Don’t test their existence.
2. Don’t be alone; around anything mechanical that can possibly kill you. Like a garage door opener, a mechanical vise, chainsaw, pulleys
3. Make sure to keep your car in good condition for a quick getaway.
4. Anyone covering their face with a mask or their hair is bad. Run as fast as possible.
5. If trapped in a boarded up house or bus stay away from the windows.
6. Travel in groups of at least three. I used to travel in twos, but I ended up leaving my friend alone with the killer. You can guess what happened next.
7. Don’t invite anyone into your house.
8. Don’t go out on a full moon.
9. If someone says “I want to play a game”, respond immediately with “I don’t want to play a game”.
10. If someone in your group runs back into an area teaming with werewolves, zombies, vampires and/or ghosts to get their dog, let them go, they deserve to die.
Any to add?